This just in: Mom has found a new form of baby jail…it’s called a “Ring Sling” and a “Woven Wrap”. I don’t think she puts me in it when I’m crying…mostly she puts me in it when she wants to like fold laundry or vacuum…which makes no sense to me because I do not understand why she would ever want to do either of those things…but hey I’m just a baby. What do I know of the adult world?

Til Mom’s next nap,

‘Liver